A Scorcher, a Slog, and a Seasonal Feast

Run No: 2475

Run No: 2475

At: :Cremorne

On Inn: Playapussy & Venerable’s backyard

Hares: Platapussy, Short Sheeter & Frankly

RUN REPORT by Google’s Gemini

The Early Birds Catch the Worm

With the forecast predicting a true Aussie “scorcher,” our savvy lady hares – Platapussy, Short Sheeter, and Frankly – weren’t about to be beaten by the heat. They were out recceing and setting the trail from 7:00 AM! Reports from the trio suggest it was an excellent morning of trail-marking and chatting while the air was still fresh.

The Trail: Cremorne’s Greatest Hits

By 6:30 PM, the pack had swelled to capacity at the home of Venerable and Platapussy. The Hares showed tactical genius by sending the runners and walkers in opposite directions. We eventually reunited at a nearby park before winding through the picturesque (and vertical) streets of Cremorne.

This run truly had everything:

• The Terrain: Shady parks, rugged bush, and plenty of those infamous stairs.
• The Planning: Despite the varied paces, the packs kept crossing paths – proving that a well-set trail can keep any size pack together.
• The Timing: The lead pack arrived back by 7:25 PM, proving the distance was spot on.

The Circle & RA Report

RA Mongrel took center stage to conduct the festivities. In a classic Hash move, he called for trail reports from Bristle and Phantom, both of whom had curiously managed to “evaluate” the run without ever venturing outside Venerable’s garage! Despite their stationary vantage point, the scores were glowing: a 9.75 and 9.55.

The Festive Fare & The Service Crew

Once the circle was closed, we adjourned to the backyard for a Christmas feast. Huge thanks to Venerable and Platapussy for the skillfully prepared spread, and to Short Sheeter for the home-made carrot cake.

A massive thank you must go to our Station Masters and Mistresses – including  Nympho, Old Hand, and Mongrel – who were charged with serving the culinary delights. Their hard work ensured the catering was fitting of such a “near perfect” event.

Special thanks to our paparazzi – Codpiece, Celestial, and Laundromat – for capturing the night. Overall, it was a night to remember and a fitting way to celebrate the festive season.

Ho Ho Ho and compliments of the season to all!

On On until next week!

Fetchit