Two Brothels, Four Breweries & One Very Long Walk

Run No: 2490

At: Winbourne Road Car Park

Brookvale

On Inn: Brookvale Hotel

Hares: Joint Run – Harriettes

RUN REPORT by Nympho

Our first run after the clocks changed and we were in the dark….

Also, the first joint run for the Harriettes’ Not You Again Committee. A good number turned up in Brookvale and were keen for the call to start. Starboard and New York had set the runs, a long walkers/runners and a short walkers trail and we persuaded a couple of men to act as trail mistresses, Straight Jacket for the walkers (guiding the slow pack pointing out the interesting parklands, some brothels and exercise gyms) and Nureyev for the runners oblivious to these fun venues.

The Harriettes were well represented with the following also sighted, Minnie Mouse and Old Hand and Alice in Wonderland

Unbelievably, there were a couple of complaints about the walkers’ trail (was it from the Posh who couldn’t follow arrows?) Chuck, Twin Dicks, Moshi and Super Squatter had no problems following trail. The highlights of the area – Brookvale Oval, home of the Manly Sea Eagles, 4 breweries, one gin distillery, two brothels and an indoor rock-climbing centre made the whole thing worthwhile. While D’Amanda F., 3Swiggs, IXL and Old Hand posed for a photo in the climbing gym one posh man got lost in the brewery, appropriately.

I had to check out Lost in Foreskin’s soft flowy pink ‘skort’  – it would be a wonderful Hash Garment… 

A well-lit area for the bucket, plenty of down downs and a joke or two from Celestial and Mongrel, then we were off to the pub for dinner. Oh, wait, some of the pack had not yet returned! In fact, Hot Spot, BrenGun, Molly and Jack the Ripper only got back from their walk around the ‘burbs after everyone else was in the pub. Rumour has it the runners saw Stoney Range Reserve, Dee Why Beach, North Curlie and had a stroll thru the park in a short 8K stroll with some hills.

Laundro had brought along some spare bucket but thanks to the Harriettes’ efficient organisation it was not needed.   Phantom, and Bejesus were happy to enjoy the riotous happenings in the circle.

Walking Disaster’s Down Downs:

Cockroach infested ‘bloomers’ were awarded to Calisi V. representing the Posh, Grange for the Larrikins, Massive Cock Check for the Thirsty, Jukebox for Lithgow, Danish Blue from the Northern Beaches (in lieu of Super Squatter).

On On

Nympho (heavily plagiarising the original report from New York and No Knickers)