A newly married couple are in bed when the husband asks his wife how many men she has slept with.

After the question, the woman doesn’t respond.

The husband asks again,
“Just tell me, it’s fine. How many men have you slept with?”

His wife, still in total silence, just stares at the ceiling.

The husband starts feeling bad and says,
“I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to upset you.”

Still no response.

He says,
“Look, I love you no matter what. I was just curious.”

Finally, the wife turns to him and says:

“Will you shut up? I’m still counting.”